Only 4 days in crypto, and the chaos is already legendary. Let's break it down. Michael Saylor sold 32 BTC after spending years saying he would never sell. That one move liquidated 93 million in long positions. Now he tweets "Back to work." Brother, you already did enough for the whole market. Polymarket insists Saylor didn't sell, even though he did. Someone lost 500k on that call. The game is the game. Tom Lee is down 9 billion on ETH and hasn't said a single word. Just watching billions evaporate like it's nothing. BTC dropped below 70k. ETF outflows for 3 straight weeks. And people are panicking over 32 coins Saylor sold. Meanwhile, XLM pumped 55% while everything else bled. HYPE hit a new ATH. Megaeth also hit an ATH this week. Well, an ATL. The team called it a milestone. Sure, guys. Every time X rolls out a new feature, we overuse it until we hate it. Video reactions launched 24 hours ago, and I already hate them. Lol. What did I miss?